








Breakroom Pizza Sarcasm T-Shirt
Breakroom Pizza Tee – A Tribute to the Cold Slice That Says “Thanks”
In healthcare, appreciation often comes in the form of a lukewarm cardboard box in the breakroom. 🍕 This shirt is for every provider who’s ever been “thanked” with a slice of pizza… that they didn’t even get to eat while it was still hot.
Featuring our cheesy cartoon hero and the painfully accurate slogan:
“Solving low morale in healthcare one cold slice at a time…”
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee is soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch — perfect for long shifts, sarcastic side-eyes, or actual pizza parties (if you’re lucky). The fabric is pre-shrunk and side-seamed for a flattering fit that holds up wash after wash.
🔥 Hot? Rarely.
👏 Appreciated? Questionable.
😆 Relatable? Absolutely.
Wear it. Laugh through the burnout. Microwave your slice.
Breakroom Pizza Tee – A Tribute to the Cold Slice That Says “Thanks”
In healthcare, appreciation often comes in the form of a lukewarm cardboard box in the breakroom. 🍕 This shirt is for every provider who’s ever been “thanked” with a slice of pizza… that they didn’t even get to eat while it was still hot.
Featuring our cheesy cartoon hero and the painfully accurate slogan:
“Solving low morale in healthcare one cold slice at a time…”
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee is soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch — perfect for long shifts, sarcastic side-eyes, or actual pizza parties (if you’re lucky). The fabric is pre-shrunk and side-seamed for a flattering fit that holds up wash after wash.
🔥 Hot? Rarely.
👏 Appreciated? Questionable.
😆 Relatable? Absolutely.
Wear it. Laugh through the burnout. Microwave your slice.